I knew going in that this first appointment was a formality. We chatted for a bit, I took a flue shot, had my blood pressure read, weighed (I am getting fatter), and he sent me upstairs to get an x-ray to rule out any fractures. I was happy this went well, and the bone pix were done. I expect to receive a call in the next few days from an orthopedic specialist who will poke and probe, and most likely send me for a MRI or some similar procedure.
Of course, I am weighing my options. I have never tried acupuncture. I cried like a baby getting my flu shot. I was boo-hooing so bad that I thought the tech was just gonna spare me the pain and she was leaving the room. Turns out, while I was crying big old tears, she had already given the shot and I didn't even notice. SO I got to thinking--maybe acupuncture would not be all that bad. I stopped at Barnes and Nobles and bought a book on it.
I had no idea you could do this yourself!! It takes about three weeks to have my needle kit shipped. Reading the article, it looks like I'll be using 30-40 needles. Plus, it'll be 6-8 weeks before I get the kit. And it seems a little fishy that they wanted me to mail the $465.00 in CASH??!? I dunno. I just don't have time to wait that long.
I am IMPATIENT!!! I want to run and NOW! I have been thinking about that treatment that Mr Miyagi gave Daniel LaRusso when that thug Johnny Lawrence dude cracked his knee with an illegal kick.
This seemed to work very well, as Daniel popped right up and kicked Johnny Lawrence so hard in the forehead it knocked him out. I did some Googling about Mr Miyagi's little trick. It's called Reiki. The following is copied from some obscure site I found. I hesitate sharing this because it may not be entirely factual--and you KNOW I never post anything on my blog that's not 100% true.
Just what was Mr. Miyagi doing when he healed Daniel’s leg in the Karate Kid movie? He was doing Reiki. Reiki is a Japanese healing technique that transfers energy from one person to another. It was started by Mikao Usui, and brought to America in the 1970’s. I know it all sounds hokey, pokey, but modern science has now proven that the transference of energy from one person to another exists. Science has also proven, that Reiki energy heals tissue and bone at certain frequencies. Reiki is almost like a laser, healing whatever needs to be healed. Reiki energy heals by flowing through the affected parts of the energy field and charging them with positive energy. It raises the vibratory level of the energy field in and around the physical body where the negative thoughts and feelings are lingering. This removes the negative energy. Reiki clears, straightens and heals the energy pathways, thus allowing the life force to flow in a healthy and natural way. Reiki is a special kind of life force that can only be channeled by someone that has been attuned. Everyone who legitimately practices Reiki, has been attuned or given the Reiki energy from someone who comes from a direct line of practitioners from Mikao Usui. Reiki symbols are used to increase power. They used to be handed down from reiki masters in secret, but since the explosion of reiki, you can find a lot of information on the internet and books. Reiki can never hurt the person giving it or the person receiving it. It is pure energy, thus it knows exactly where to go and what to do! Although Reiki energy is spiritual in nature, Reiki is not a religion, it is a healing technique.This is encouaging, but I'm assuming this would not get me 100 miles at Prairie Spirit. I need a back-up plan. There are knee braces out there that might give some relief. I have one which is a neoprene/Velcro device that wraps around and then wraps around again. My leg above the brace spills over the top like an overfilled muffin. After running a mile or so, it starts to slip. Think underwear-creep. The scratch part of the Velcro then grabs to my hairy legs which is a lot like the fuzzy part of the Velcro. Not to fun. When I rip the brace off, the last two rips pull off a small rug of fur from my legs. Remember the 40 Year Old Virgin when he got part of his chest waxed? It hurts on the legs too. But this brace--the Mach 9 has my attention. It goes clear up the leg and connects to a pelvic harness, and ties into the shoe--so I am thinking it would not slip. The knee hinge is spring loaded, and the tension is adjustable. Since my stride with that leg is now 1.5 inches shorter, it could equal that out. I wonder if I could torch it up late in the run to catch that dude who was one-upping me in my age group? The Mach 9 has LOTS of pockets--even more than my cargo shorts! It has a Camelback Bladder option and also a refrigerated compartment for food (and maybe beer?) It also has a connecting ports for a Foley Catheter and a colostomy bag, which would make aid stations virtually unneeded. There are so many great options but one concern is that the hoses for the waste evacuating applications look identical Camelback hose. What happens if I get some of the tubes crossed in the middle of the night? Better pack some toothpaste and mouthwash.
How does a reiki treatment work? Reiki energy flows from the practitioners hands onto the client. The client is usually lying on a massage table, but treatments can also be given while the client is seated or even standing. The client remains fully clothed. The practitioner places their hands on or near the client’s body in a series of hand positions. Each position is held for a few minutes, depending on how much reiki the client needs at each position. The whole treatment lasts between 45 and 90 minutes. Feelings of deep relaxation are usually reported. People may also fee a calming, glowing radiance that flows through and surrounds them. Reiki encourages one to let go of all tension, anxiety, fear or other negative feelings. A state of peace and well-being is experienced. Some drift off to sleep or report floating outside their bodies or have visions and other mystical experiences. At the end of the treatment, one feels refreshed with a more positive, balanced outlook. Intense and miraculous healing has been reported for years, all over the world due to reiki. By now, most people know someone who performs Reiki or have had it done. I highly recommend adding reiki to your spa treatment or having it done as a solo treatment. Heal on and feel great Daniel-son.
Maybe I'll have some good news from the doc.